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May

New Antibiotic

At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic.

Whats it cure? asks a member of the audience. Nothing we dont already have a drug for, the internist replies. Well, whats so miraculous about it?

One of the side effects is short-term memory loss. Several of my patients have paid my bill three or four times!

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