15
Apr

New course for men!

A new two year degree is being offered at Life University…

Becoming a Real Man!

Thats right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.

Please take a moment to look over the program outline:

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule

MEN 101…Combating Stupidity

MEN 102…You too can do housework

MEN 103…PMS – Learn when to keep your mouth shut

MEN 104…We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule

MEN 110…Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111…Understanding the female responses to getting in at 4 a.m.

MEN 112…Parenting: It doesnt end with conception

MEN 113…Get a life, learn to cook

Spring Schedule

MEN 120…How NOT to act like an asshole when youre wrong

MEN 121…Understanding your incompetence

MEN 122…You, the weaker sex

MEN 123…Reasons to give flowers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule

SEX 101…You CAN fall asleep without it

SEX 102…Morning Dilemma: If its awake, take a shower

MEN 201…How to stay awake after sex

MEN 202…How to put the toilet seat down

Winter Schedule

MEN 210…The remote control: Overcoming your dependencies

MEN 211…How NOT to act younger that your children

MEN 212…You too can be a designated driver

MEN 213…Honest – You dont look like Russel Wong – Especially naked

Spring Schedule

MEN 220…Omitting @#%! from your vocabulary

MEN 221…Fluffing the blanket after farting in not necessary

MEN 222…Real men ask for directions

MEN 223…Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay

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