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Jan

New Drugs for Women

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O M M AS W O R T
Plant extract that treats moms depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldnt wait till they moved out. P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now? B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who cant remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number. A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators or on airplanes. N A G A M E T
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

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