30
Jan

New Grocery Store Helper

One day, a little girl walked in to a grocery store. She asked someone at the grocery store, who coincedentally was new, if they had bacon. He said I dont know, I dont know. So the little girl left. then the manager came and said to the new worker, you dont say I dont know. I dont know. you say Yes we do. yes we do. the next day and old man walked in to the store. he asked, Do you have any bacon? and the same worker said Yes we do. yes we do. then the old man asked, How much is it? and the worker said I dont know. i dont know. so the old man left. then the manager came back and said, you dont say i dont know, i dont know. you say 50 cents, 50 cents. the next day a teenage boy came to the store. he asked the worker, do you have any bacon? and the worker said yes we do, yes we do. then the boy asked, how much is it? and the worker said 50 cents, 50 cents. then the boy asked, Is it fresh? and the worker said I dont know, i dont know. the boy left. then the manager came and said You dont say i dont know, i dont know. you say very very fresh, very very fresh. the next day a young woman walked into the store. she asked the worker, do you have bacon? and the worker said Yes we do, yes we do. then she asked How much is it? and the worker said 50 cents, 50 cents. then the woman asked is it fresh? and the worker said very very fresh, very very fresh. then the lady asked is it on sale? and the worker said i dont know, i dont know. so the lady left. the manager came and said, you dont say i dont know, i dont know, you say not today, maybe tomorrow. the next day two criminals came. they asked do you have money? and the worker said yes we do, yes we do. then the criminals asked how much? and the worker said 50 cents, 50 cents. then one of the criminals asked, are you being fresh with me? and the worker said very very fresh, very very fresh. then the criminals asked, can we kill you? and the worker said not today, maybe tomorrow.

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