New Living Will Form
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and
body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by
artificial means. Under no circumstances should my
fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who
couldnt pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
depended on it.If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to
sit up and ask for:(please initial all that apply)_________a martini,_________chocolate,_________a beer,_________a steak,________ the remote control,________ a bowl of ice cream,________ sex,________ a good cigar,it should be presumed that I wont ever get better.When such a determination is reached, I hereby
instruct my appointed person and attending physicians
to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.Under no circumstances shall the members of the
Legislature enact a special law to keep me on
life-support machinery. It is my wish that these
boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay
attention instead to the future of the millions of
Americans who arent in a permanent coma.Signature:___________________________Date: ___________________________Witness: ___________________________