10
May

New War

President Bush and Colin Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, Isnt that Bush and Powell sitting over there?The barman looks over and confirms, Yep, thats them.So the guy walks over and says, Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?Bush checks to make sure no one is listening in, and whispers, Were planning our next war.And the guy says, Really? Whats going to happen?Bush says, Well, were going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman.The guy exclaimed, A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?And Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, See, smart ass? I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!

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