New Win98 Error Codes

The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes Assigned

Winerr 000 – Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything

Winerr 001 – Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly

Winerr 002 – Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet)

Winerr 003 – RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)?

Winerr 004 – Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error

Winerr 005 – Long File Name Error; Tape Erased to Make Room for Filename

Winerr 006 – Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash

Winerr 007 – Alphanumeric Sequence OS2 Prohibited

Winerr 008 – This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another Copy

Winerr 009 – Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors

Winerr 00A – Non-Microsoft Application Encountered

Winerr 00B – Push Error; Removing Files to Make Room for Advertisement

Winerr 00C – Windows Loaded Correctly This Time

Winerr 00D – User Error; Lemming Not Found

Winerr 00E – Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize

Winerr 00F – Reserved for Future Coding Errors

Winerr 010 – Virus Error – Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead

Winerr 011 – Orwell Not Found; You Must Use MSN

Winerr 012 – Cash Underflow – Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated

Winerr 013 – Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down

Winerr 014 – User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue

Winerr 015 – Error Message Deleted

Winerr 016 – Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error Sequence

Winerr 017 – Multitasking Attempted; System Confused

Winerr 018 – Network Error – Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations

Winerr 019 – Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To Continue

Winerr 01A – Insult Detected — Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted

Winerr 01B – Error Removing Temp File; a Permanent File Will Be Substituted

Winerr 01C – Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That.

Winerr 01D – Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota

Winerr 01E – Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here

Winerr 01F – Error In Progress; Please Wait….

Winerr 020 – Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember

Winerr 021 – Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error

Winerr 022 – Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reload Everything

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