New Years Resolutions You Wont Keep

Top 10 Resolutions You Wont Keep This Year (for Nerds)

10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.

9. I will stop sending email to my roommate.

8. I resolve to work with neglected children… my own.

7. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email.

6. When I subscribe to a news group or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.

5. I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear… Im coming. Never mind.

4. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*

3. I resolve to back up my new 2 GB hard drive daily… well, once a week… monthly, perhaps…

2. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net.

1. I wont try to get onto the Netscape web site as soon as a new Navigator beta comes out.

0. When I hear Where do you want to go today? I wont reply MS Tech Support.

-1. I will read the manual.

-2. I will think of a password other than password.

-3. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.

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