NFL coachs afterlife (off. to Packer fans)

After Coach Holmgren dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on tour. He shows Mr. Holmgren a little two-room house with a faded Green Bay Packers banner hanging from the front porch.

This is your house, coach. Most people dont get their own houses up here, God says.

Coach Holmgren looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. Its a huge three-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Denver flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Broncos banner hangs between the marble columns.

Thanks for the house, God, but let me ask you a question. I get this little two-room house with a faded banner and Shanahan gets a huge mansion with Bronco banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?

God looks at Holmgren seriously for a moment. Thats not Shanahan s house, God says Thats my house.

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