12
May

No New Taxes

In our image processing lab we recently had a chance to
digitize and then re-view some of the Presidential campaign
speeches. Of particular interest was George Bushs famous
Read my lips, No New Taxes speech.

We hired a speech specialist and showed the tape to her over and
over several times. Not only was the tape played back slowly,
but we performed a zoom operation on the (now) Presidents face. As
she read his face for clues, it became painfully obvious to her that
George Bush was saying–Read my lips, No Nude Taxes.

With this subjective information, we called the White House
for an explanation. Reluctantly the White House Staff admitted that
yes, that was correct–The President planned to clothe new taxes
as user fees.

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