No Soap

One morning two priests head to the showers. It isnt until they were already in the shower, that they realized they did not bring any soap. Father Bob decides hell run back for the soap.

Rather than get dressed, he peeks out into the hallway, and since no one is around, he decides to make a run for it. He gets the two bars of soap and checks the hall before heading back to the showers. All was clear, so he makes a break for it. Just as he turns the corner to the showers, he spots three nuns walking towards him. With nowhere to go, and hoping that the nuns will think he is a statue, he stands perfectly still, holding the two bars of soap.

The nuns approach and the first nun says, Oh my, look at that! Isnt that the most lifelike statue youve ever seen?

She steps up for a closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priests weenie. Startled, he drops the first bar of soap.

Oh Heavens, she exclaims, I got a bar of soap!

The second nun is also amazed at how realistic the statue looks, so she steps in for a closer look. She takes a couple of yanks on the priests weenie, and he drops the other bar of soap.

My goodness, I got a bar of soap also! The nuns cant believe it.

The third nun, overcome by the miracle statue, walks up to it and gives a couple of tugs to the priests weenie.

My God, this is amazing, she says, I got liquid soap!

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