20
Dec
[ believed to be original from my officemate Scott Wallace ]
We get hit up by door-to-door salespeople all the time, and they always
seem to miss the Absolutely no solicitors sign on the door. My
officemate put up a new sign:
To solicitors:
Please remove rings, watches, belt buckles, and other metal
objects before entering. Our pit bull has trouble digesting
such items. Thank you for your cooperation.