20
Dec

No solicitors — we mean it

[ believed to be original from my officemate Scott Wallace ]

We get hit up by door-to-door salespeople all the time, and they always
seem to miss the Absolutely no solicitors sign on the door. My
officemate put up a new sign:

To solicitors:

Please remove rings, watches, belt buckles, and other metal
objects before entering. Our pit bull has trouble digesting
such items. Thank you for your cooperation.

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