03
Jan

Not On Your Anniversary!

Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary

10. Today is our what?

9. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time we had sex this year. Heres a $5 gift certificate for McDonalds.

8. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, Ill take you to Pizza Hut if itll shut ya up.

7. Okay, lets celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

6. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

5. I thought we only celebrated important events?

4. Having sex doesnt count as a gift?

3. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

2. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about sex.

1. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

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