Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The
father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the
water. The son comes running up to his mom and says…Mommy, I saw ladies with
boobies a lot bigger than yours! The mom says…the bigger they are, the dumber they are.
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and
says…Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than daddys! The mom
says…the bigger they are, the dumber they are.
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and
says…Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and
the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!