A man joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A 6-foot blonde walks by him; the man gets a hard-on.
Blonde: Sir, did you call for me?
New Man: No, I just got here.
Blonde: You must be new here, its a rule when I give you a hard-on, it implies you called for me. The blonde lies down and lets the man screw her. The man gets up happy, enters the sauna, sits down, and farts. A huge man comes toward him.
Huge Man: Sir, did you call for me?
New Man: No, I just got here.
Huge Man: You must be new here, it is a rule when you fart, and it implies you called for me. The huge man turns him around and sodomizes him. The new man rushes back to the receptionist…
New Man: Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500.
Receptionist: But Sir, you only saw 1% of our facilities….
New Man: (Rudely interrupting) Listen lady, I am 45 years old, I get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day.