Oh crap! a Lexus

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, she farts loudly.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesnt pop up right now. As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.
Good day, madam. How may we help you today? Very uncomfortably she asks, Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? He answers, Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are very likely going to crap when you hear the price.

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