OH, do behave!

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Lets get you out of those wet clothes.
Nice legs… What time do they open?
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Youve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you.
Im a bird watcher and Im looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?
Im fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight
Wanna play army? Ill lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Id really like to see how you look when Im naked.
You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be the limp doctor because Ive got a stiffy.
Id walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If its true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
(Look down at your crotch) Well Its not just going to suck itself.
You know, if I were you, Id have sex with me.
You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is (name) … remember that, youll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them?


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