Q. Why did God give man a penis?

A. So wed have at least one way to shut a woman up!

Q. What are the small bumps around a womans nipples for?

A. Its Braille for suck here.

Q. Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?

A. Lipstick.

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?

A. They cant stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Q. Whats the difference between your wife and your job?

A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. How is a women like a condom?

A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Q.Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a computer?

A. A 90s woman wont accept a three and a half inch floppy.