Ohio River

A Buckeye and a Briar were night fishin on opposite sides of the Ohio river. The Buckeye was pulling in a load of fish and the Briar couldnt even get nibble. The Briar yells across the river What kinda bait are ye usen , Buckeye yells back Night crawlers. Briar: Thats what Ima usen Buckye: Why dont ya come over this side and fish then? Briar: Taint no bridge fer twenty mile in either direction. Buckeye: Well, tell ya what Ill do. Ill flash this spotlight across the river and you can walk across on the beam. Briar: You must take me to be pretty stupid, I knows once I get half ways across youins will turn out the light.

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