15
May

OJs Statements to Judge Ito

After months of silence, OJ finally spoke at the trial. His words to
Judge Ito were.. I did not,
could not and would not have committed this crime.


Seems with a little help from Dr. Suess and a bit more time, he and
Judge Ito could have
extended this statement:


Itos statements in ALL CAPS… OJs in lower case.


DID YOU DO THIS AWFUL CRIME?
DID YOU DO IT ANYTIME?


I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.


DID YOU TAKE THIS PERSONS LIFE?
DID YOU DO IT WITH A KNIFE?


I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime.


DID YOU LEAVE A POOL A BLOOD?
DID YOU DROP THIS BLOODY GLOVE?


I did not leave a pool of blood.
I can not even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime.


I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam I Am

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