Old Ladies Nipple

One day poor old Lena decided she didnt want to be in this world any longer. She resolved to commit suicide. She figured the best way was to shoot herself in the heart…but she didnt know just where her heart was. She called a doctor for the information.

The doctor said that usually on a women, the heart is located about four inches below the left nipple.

Lena followed the directions perfectly and was therefore very surprised to regain consciousness in a hospital.

I should be dead! she wailed.

Dont worry, lady, the orderly answered, your knee will mend before you know it!

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