An old hearing impaired gentleman visited his doctor and he had been warned to be careful as he had a heart murmur.

The doctor was therefore most surprised to see the old fellow out on the town, whooping it up. He got his attention and took him aside. Dont you remember what I told you the other day? he inquired.

Oh, I surely do. the old gent replied, Best dang advice I ever had. I did just as you said. I got me a hot mamma and Im cheerful