Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:

Then: Long hair.

Now: Longing for hair.

Then: Keg

Now: EKG.

Then: Acid rock

Now: Acid reflux.

Then: Moving to California because its cool.

Now: Moving to California because its hot.

Then: Watching John Glenns historic flight with your parents.

Now: Watching John Glenns historic flight with your kids.

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

Then: Seeds and stems.

Now: Roughage.

Then: Popping pills, smoking joints.

Now: Popping joints.

Then: Our presidents struggle with Fidel.

Now: Our presidents struggle with fidelity.

Then: Paar.

Now: AARP.

Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine.

Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine.

Then: Killer weed.

Now: Weed killer.

Then: Hoping for a BMW.

Now: Hoping for a BM.

Then: The Grateful Dead.

Now: Dr. Kevorkian.

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint.

Now: Getting a new hip joint.