24
Sep

Once there was a man who

Once there was a man who wanted a pet. So he went to the pet shop to buy a bird that could sing. the owner siad this is an Amazon singing bird. If you put it over water it will sing a song about the sea. If you put it over the train tracks it will sing a song about working on rail road. But never put it over fire. So he took it to the lake and put over the water. The bird started to sing a pirates life. UHHHH I hate this song. so he took the bird from over the water. He did the same thing with the tracks the bird sung Ive been working on the railroads.UHHHHHH I hate this song too. hmmmm I wonder what would happen if I put him over fire. so he lit a match and the bird sung Chestnuts Roasting over an open fire.

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