02
Jun

One by one

Conversation at the grocers

– Good morning!

– Morning.

– What is that, please?

– Bananas.

– Are they fresh?

– Yes, they are fresh.

– Give me ten pounds, please.

– Okay, here you go.

– Thanks, but, uhh… could you please wrap each one of them?

– Yes, sure.

(couple of minutes)

– Here you go.

– Thanks. And, what is that, please?

– Oranges.

– Are they fresh?

– Yes, they are fresh.

– Give me ten pounds, please.

– Okay, here you go.

– Thanks, but, uhh… could you please wrap each one of them?

– Yes, sure.

(couple of minutes)

– Here you go.

– Thanks. And, what is that, please?

– Its poppyseed, motherfucker, but its not for sale!

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