30
Jan

One fine evening in Aberdeen…

[ Another Scottish joke ]

Red Adair walked into an Aberdonian pub after two weeks spent putting
out a fire in a North Sea oil well. He ordered a pint of heavy and
found a table. The man sitting next to him immediately noticed that
this rugged-looking elderly fellow was indeed an American and said:

Ive been to the States myself, you know. I went there last year.

Oh really… our oil rig hero said in a rather tired voice.

Aye, I spent a month in California. One night I went to a concert
with a famous country singer called Benny Rogers, and…

Surely you must mean KENNY Rogers, Red said, looking at the ceiling.

Aye, thats right. Anyway, he sang a duet with a bonnie lass
called Polly Darton.

Its DOLLY PARTON, not Polly Darton. Red was not in the friendliest
of moods now.

The Scot realized that he was making a fool of himself and tried a
change of topic:

Havent I seen you on TV? Youre quite famous, arent you?

This made old Red cheer up:

Indeed you have. Im Red Adair! he said with a grin.

Red Adair?! The REAL Red Adair? So, are you still married to Ginger
Rogers?

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