21
Oct

One Liners about men

Q: What
do you call a man with half a brain?

A: Gifted.
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?

A: What Men Know About Women
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light
bulb?

A: One … men will screw anything.
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?

A: He eats beans for dinner.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?

A: We dont know …. its never happened.
Q: What is a mans idea of helping with the housework?

A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Q: Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?

A: E.T. phoned home.
Q: What did God say after creating man?

A: I can do better.
Q: What are the two reasons why men dont mind their
own business?

A: 1. No mind. 2. No business.
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: Because you dont know when its coming, how many inches youll get, and how long itll stay.
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who
are sensitive, caring, and good looking?

A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: How do men sort their laundry?

A: Filthy and Filthy but wearable
Q:

Husband: I dont know why you wear a bra, youve go nothing to put in it.

A: Wife: You wear briefs, dont you?

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