One Liners For Mothers Day

  • A mother may hope that her daughter will get a better husband that she did, but she knows her son will never get as good a wife as his father did.

  • Proud father to mother as they watched their small son lying on the sloor studying by the light from the TV screen. Reminds you of Abe Lincoln, doesnt it?

  • Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when hes really in trouble.

  • Garbage is a collection of refuse items, the taking out of which Mom assigns to a different family member each week, then winds up doing herself.

  • Last year I got my wife a mothers day gift that left her speechless. In fact, she didnt speak to me for three weeks.

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