One Liners Worth Remembering
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- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
- Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines
- Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
- Im not cheap, but I am on special this week
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
- I intend to live forever – so far, so good
- I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- If you aint makin waves, you aint kickin hard enough!
- Mental backup in progress – Do Not Disturb!
- Mind Like A Steel Trap – Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
- Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
- Support bacteria – theyre the only culture some people have
- The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
- When everythings coming your way, youre in the wrong lane.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- Give a man a free hand and hell run it all over you.
- If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
- 24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case … coincidence?
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
- Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some dont have film.
- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
- Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
- Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
- Corduroy pillows: Theyre making headlines!
- Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
- I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
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