One Wish Please

A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picks up the bottle, and a genie comes out. The genie says that he will grant him one wish. Well, Id like to go to Hawaii. But, Im afraid of flying and I dont like the idea of going in a boat. So, I wish there was a bridge from here to Hawaii. says the man. Thats impossible! says the genie. Youll have to make another wish. Ok, I want to know how to be a successful computer programmer. says the man. How many lanes do you want on that bridge? asks the genie.

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