11
Oct

Only in our Country … (USA)

… Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance;

… Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink;

… Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes right up front;

… Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and then top it all off with a DIET coke because theyre concerned about their weight;

… Do banks leave the doors open and then chain the pens to the counter;

… Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage;

… Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss a call from someone we dont want to talk to in the first place;

… Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight;

… Do we use the word Politics to describe the process so well: Poli (from Latin) means many, and tics, meaning blood-sucking pests.

… Do banks have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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