Man goes to the doctor, Doctor, my penis is orange. What can I do about it?

Doctor scratches his head, says Ive never seen anything like it.

Take these pills and come back in a week and see if there are any changes.

The guy comes back in a week, his dick is still orange.

Doctor says, Lets see if we can figure out what is causing this. Tell me about your life-style.

Guy says Im single, live alone, just a normal type.

Doctor: How do you spend your evenings?

I like to watch porno videos and eat Cheetos. Why?