Last summer at a state park in Kansas a man went to relieve himself
fairly late at night–about 11:00 p.m. He took out his wallet for
some reason or other and ended up dropping a fair amount of money down
the pit. I think it was about $200. Well, he took off his shoes and
tried to retrieve the money with his toes.

The next morning state troopers found him there and described the
situation: He was stuck in the part of the outhouse you dont want to
get stuck in. They said that the man, after being retrieved and being
hosed down, was in a pretty ugly mood.