18
Nov

Knock Knock Whos there? Toucan! Toucan who? Toucan play

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

18
Nov

Yo mama is so old

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

18
Nov

An IBM acronym

IBM: Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches

18
Nov

Llega un cura recin muerto

Llega un cura recién muerto a las puertas del Cielo, pero no hay nadie afuera. Entonces toca, pero nadie le abre porque adentro hay un fiestón y se escucha mucho ruido.

El padre vuelve a tocar como cinco veces y por fin le contesta San Pedro:

¿Quién eshhh?

Soy yo, San Pedro, vengo en busca de soledad y paz.

Y San Pedro le responde:

¡No, esas putas ya no trabajan aquí!

18
Nov

Wheel of disfortune

Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buys a seven!

18
Nov

Ways to confuse a roommate

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

193. Arrange your pillows and blankets every night to make it look like you are asleep. Do this for three weeks. Buy a cantalope and a knife. Stick the knife in the cantalope. Lay it on the pillow where your head should be.

18
Nov

The more ridiculous a belief

The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher probability of its success.

18
Nov

The devil finds work for

The devil finds work for idle glands.

18
Nov

Blondes Making Kool-Aid

Why dont blondes like making Kool-Aid?

Because they cant fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

18
Nov

yo house

your house so small i threw a rock and hit everybody