Knock Knock
Whos there?
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
IBM: Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches
Llega un cura recién muerto a las puertas del Cielo, pero no hay nadie afuera. Entonces toca, pero nadie le abre porque adentro hay un fiestón y se escucha mucho ruido.
El padre vuelve a tocar como cinco veces y por fin le contesta San Pedro:
¿Quién eshhh?
Soy yo, San Pedro, vengo en busca de soledad y paz.
Y San Pedro le responde:
¡No, esas putas ya no trabajan aquÃ!
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buys a seven!
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193. Arrange your pillows and blankets every night to make it look like you are asleep. Do this for three weeks. Buy a cantalope and a knife. Stick the knife in the cantalope. Lay it on the pillow where your head should be.
The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher probability of its success.
The devil finds work for idle glands.
Why dont blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they cant fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
your house so small i threw a rock and hit everybody