Rom – Where the pope lives.

Q: How many Iraqi soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One. He takes it back to Baghdad for safe keeping…..

Q: How many Sun readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, but one is enough to screw up the joke.

Don Pedro estaba acongojado. No sabía como explicarle a su mujer que tenía una amante.

Un día visita a un consejero matrimonial, el cual le dice:

La mejor forma de decirle que la estás engañando, es llegar a tu casa, y de inmediato le empiezas a hacer el amor, y cuando estés en el climax de la relación, le dices que tienes una amante.

Don Pedro se va contento para su casa y apenas llega agarra a su mujer y le empieza a puro dar, y cuando llega al climax le dice:

Amor, tengo otra.

A lo que ella responde:

¡METEMELA POR ATRAS TONTITO!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Hank!
Hank who?
Hank you!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Vanessa!
Vanessa who?
Vanessa going to grow up?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.

Brunette: Ill have a B and C.

Bartender:What is a B and C?.

Brunette: Bourbon and Coke.

Redhead: And, Ill have a G and T.

Bartender: Whats a G and T?

Redhead: Gin and tonic.

Blonde: Ill have a 15.

Bartender: Whats a 15?

Blonde: 7 and 7

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. Why not, asks the golf club.

Youll be driving later, replies the bartender.

Movies where people dont step on your feet.

you are so sweet, but i prefer salty