Three guys, a Tarheel, a Blue Devil and an NC State Wolfpack are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
I will give you each one wish; thats three wishes total, says the Genie.
The Wolfpack says, I am studying to be a farmer; my dad was a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land in the Piedmont to forever be fertile.
With a blink of the Genies eye, FOOM the land in the Piedmont was made forever fertile.
The Tarheel was amazed, so he said, I want a wall around Chapel Hill, so that no one can come into our precious city.
Again, with a blink of the Genies eye, POOF there was a huge wall around Chapel Hill.
The Blue Devil says, Im very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.
The Genie explains, Well, its about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out.
The Blue Devil says, Fill it up with water.
I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perch on my window sill.
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles,
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places,
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
And gently lowered the window
And crushed his freakin head!
A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.
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