05
Aug

U-Boat

A couple was touring a shipyard area in a coastal city of Italy when they saw a strange looking craft. They stopped and asked a worker, Sir, is that a U-boat?

No, he replied, shesa belonga to da goverment.

05
Aug

Turning to Stone

One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldnt figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a sudden the second boy took off running.

The first boy couldnt understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away.



The boy said to his friend, My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran.


05
Aug

Drews Law of Highway Biology:

Drews Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.

05
Aug

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Maryon Pearson

05
Aug

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

05
Aug

Michael Jackson Party

How do you know when Michael Jackson is having a party?

05
Aug

Youre So Ugly

Youre so ugly, your mom has to tie a steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

05
Aug

Official Announcement: The government today

Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while youre actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesnt get more accurate than that.

05
Aug

Top 20 ways you know youre addicted to Youthink.

1. Your family secretly tells you theyre taking to you to Disneyland, but for some odd reason they blindfold you for the whole ride, and when they take it off the blindfold your at a psychiartirst. You start having complex dreams about Youthink and the members.

2. You start comparing your friends to the members on the site.

3. While buying lotto tickets, you have a list of your favorite members birthdays.

4. You start remembering passages out of your term papers so that you can use them in an argument here.

5. Whenever you hear a question, you wonder if you can add it here.

6. You skipped a party with your friends so you could stay on here, drink a bottle on vodka, and pretend you are drinking with other members.

7. You start to mention this site and quoting what other members said on a thread at parties or when you get together with family/friends.

8. Its 2:30 am on a school night, and you tell yourself just five more minutes and 2 hours later you are still here.

9. Youre late to work everyday becuase you lost track of time on here.

10.When you have a crush on a YT member that youve never seen before.

11. You start buying girfts for every member on the birthday page.

12. When you walk past the computer, you automatically log on to Youthink and see whats going on.

13. While you are away from Youthink, all you can really think about is what you are missing.

14. You tell your self that you will stop comming here less and less, but find your self being on here much more than you were before.

15. When you think about this site not being on the internet anymore you get really depressed and start to cry.

16. The first thing you do when you get home is log on.

17. You wont talk to any of the newbies becuase you are mad at them for taking all of the fun.

18. You start calling Youthink your second home.

19. You start having complex dreams about Youthink and the members.

20. The only reason you pay your intern

05
Aug

You might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if…
There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.

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