12
Feb

What is this?

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. Good heavens, he said, what is this?

Why, its bean soup, she replied.

I dont care what it has been, he sputtered. What is it now?

12
Feb

Q: How many dyslexics

Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?
A: Eno.

12
Feb

Un borrachn estaba en una

Un borrachín estaba en una cantina bebiendo de una botella. Y cada vez que echaba un trago, miraba por el pico de la botella y se carcajeaba. Curioso, el cantinero se le queda viendo y le pregunta:

¿Por qué cada vez que mira por el pico de la botella casi se caga de la risa?

Con voz pastosa, el beodo responde:

Cuando miro por la botella puedo verle las nalgas al diablo.

Entonces el cantinero agarra la botella y observa a través del pico.

¡Aquí nomás veo pura verga!

¡Entonces ya se volteó!

12
Feb

Iba un jorobado con una

Iba un jorobado con una borrachera del 15, calle abajo cantando la canción:

Madresita del alma querida, en mi pecho llevo una flor.

Y le grita una vecina de la ventana:

¿Y atrás que llevas? ¿La maceta?

12
Feb

To Fry a Peter

To Fry a Peter



Q: What do you use to fry a peter?



A:A Peter Pan.

12
Feb

What is Gods name?

A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what Gods name was.

Oh thats easy, the man replied, His name is Andy.

What make you think his name is Andy? the angel asked incredulously.

Well, you see at Church we used to sing this song Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.

12
Feb

You can observe a lot

You can observe a lot just by watching.

12
Feb

A

A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

12
Feb

What do you call…

What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?

Ho-Ho-Ho!

12
Feb

Buying a Bridge

Attention Bridge Buyers

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The Bradley Bridge Exchange has been selling quality collectable bridges for fifty years. Now through this once in a lifetime Internet offer, you can purchase famous bridges.

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Not all bridges go up in value, the Bradley Bridge Exchange guarantees that your own personalized bridge will retain its minimum value for at least one full year.

The famous Golden Gate Bridge was originally offered through The Bradley Bridge Exchange for a mere 35 dollars. In the 57 times it has since been re-sold, its value has increased to an astounding 10 million dollars! No other LEGAL investment could give that kind of return so quickly.

Look at the fine craftsmanship of this early American George Washington Bridge:

Note the detail in the rust, the unique yO maMa mural which captures the American dream and the fine cracked metal work in these steel supports. You will not find any composites or reinforced concrete here.

Bridges are not owned by the city, state or country. Bridges are owned by the contractors that build them. They are then purchased by the Bradley Bridge Exchange.

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