A construction worker was rushed to the hospital after cutting
himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a pain killer.
Dont bother Doc, said the man. Ive been through a lot worse.

More painful than this? the doctor asked.

Ill tell you about the
second most painful accident I ever had. I was hunting one day and
had to take a shit so I dropped my pants and squatted. I tripped a
bear trap and BOOM, the thing snapped shut on my balls.

The doctor
winced, Thats awful. But tell me, what could be worse?

When I reached the end of the chain.