A lady approaches her rabbi and tells him, Rabbi, I have


a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only


know how to say one thing.

What do they say? the rabbi inquired.

They only know how to say, Hi, were prostitutes. Want


to have some fun?

Thats terrible! the rabbi exclaimed, but I have a


solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots


over to my house and I will put them with my two male


talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read Hebrew.


My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that


terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise


and worship.

Thank you! the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the rabbis house.


His two male parrots are wearing tiny yamulkes and praying in


their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots


and the female parrots say, Hi, were prostitutes, want to have some fun?

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and


exclaims, Put away the siddurs! Our prayers have been answered!