Paired off Parrots

A lady approaches her rabbi and tells him, Rabbi, I have

a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only

know how to say one thing.

What do they say? the rabbi inquired.

They only know how to say, Hi, were prostitutes. Want

to have some fun?

Thats terrible! the rabbi exclaimed, but I have a

solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots

over to my house and I will put them with my two male

talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read Hebrew.

My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that

terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise

and worship.

Thank you! the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the rabbis house.

His two male parrots are wearing tiny yamulkes and praying in

their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots

and the female parrots say, Hi, were prostitutes, want to have some fun?

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and

exclaims, Put away the siddurs! Our prayers have been answered!

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