Two
Pakistanian guys wanted to become more American. The
first guy decides to make a bet to see who can become
the most American after one year.
One year later, the two guys meet. The first guy
says, "I drive a Cheverolet Truck, my son plays
baseball for the school, I own a house in a respectable
neighborhood, and I drink Budweiser." The other
guys says, "Fuck you, Towelhead!"