PANDA WALKS INTO A BAR…

A panda walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: I want a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please. The barman took his order and the Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter took over the meal, the Panda gobbled it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: Argh!! You just shot my friend!!! The Panda calmly replied: Do you know what I am? Of Course I do, the barman answered, youre a Panda! Good, the Panda replied, now go home and look me up in the dictionary. And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friends murder, so he went home to find his dictionary and after a while he found panda and quickly read the definition…

PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves