Sally and Eric are in their hotel room on their wedding night, preparing to consummate their marriage. Sally says, I have one thing to tell you before we get in bed. Ive had sex with one other man before I met you.



Eric thinks a minute and says, Thats no big deal. Who was it? Sally replies, The famous golfer, Jack Nicklaus.



They jump into bed and have a good session. Afterwards, Eric gets out of bed and begins to put on his underwear. What are you doing? asks Sally. I thought Id get dressed and fix some coffee.



Sally says, Jack wouldnt have done that. No? says Eric, What would Jack have done? Hed have climbed back in bed with me and done it again. All right! says Eric, Lets go.



They have another pretty good session, a little longer this time. Wearily, Eric gets to his feet and begins to put on his underwear. What are you doing? asks Sally. I thought Id dress and get some coffee.



Sally says, Jack wouldnt have done that. No? says Eric, What would Jack have done? Hed have climbed back in bed with me and done it again.



Eric climbs back into bed, and this time a virtual marathon takes place. Afterward, he slinks out of bed, braces himself against the bedpost, and tries to get a leg in his underwear. What are you doing? asks Sally. Going for a cuppa.



Sally says, Jack wouldnt have done that. No? says Eric, What would Jack have done now? Hed have climbed back in bed with me and done it again.



Eric plods to the nightstand and picks up the phone.



Who are you calling? Sally asks.



Jack Nicklaus. I want to find out what par is on this freaking hole!