18
Jun

Parachute!

Bush, Jean Chretien, the Pope and an eight year old girl are in a plane. Suddenly, the pilot says that plane has some malfunctions and they have to jump out. There were only three parachutes so Bush grabs one, puts it on and says I am an important person, the American people depend on me! and jumped. Jean Chretien picks one up and says I am an important person, the Canadian people depend on me! and jumped. The Pope turns to the little girl and says You jump. I have lived my life! But the little girl says We can both jump, Jean Chretien jumped with my backpack!

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