Parrot Prostitutes

This lady approaches a priest and tells him, Father, I have a
problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know
how to say one thing, Hi, were prostitutes. Do you want to have some

Thats terrible! the priest exclaims, but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I
will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray
and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying
that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and
worship the Lord.

Thank you! the woman responds.

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priests
house. The priests two male parrots are holding rosary beads and
praying in their cage.

The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the
female parrots say, Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, Put
the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!

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