Pay for your transgression

Offerings had been down the past several Sundays and the preacher decided he
had to do something to change the trend. The next Sunday, as the plate was
being passed he said, Brothers and Sisters, I dont like to have to do this,
but there is a man in the congregation who is having an affair with another
parishioners wife, and if there is not at least five dollars in the
collection, I will reveal his name. Later, as he counted the money he found 2O
five dollar bills, and a two dollar bill with a note that read Forever hold
your peace, Ill have that other three dollars before sundown.

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