It says: Press Any Key

It means: Press any key you like but Im not moving.

It says: Press A Key

(This ones a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the A key.)

It says: Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E

It means: … where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that its a hardware problem.

It says: Installing program to C:/(Directory) …

It means: … And Ill also be writing a few files into c:/windows and c:/windows/system where youll NEVER find them.

It says: Please insert disk 11

It means: Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks.

It says: Cannot read from drive D: …

It means: … However, if you put the CD in right side up …

It says: Please Wait …

It means: … Indefinitely.

It says: Directory does not exist …

It means: … any more. Whoops.

It says: The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close.

It means: … Makes no difference to me, youre still not getting your work back.