22
Sep

PC terms unplugged

It says: Press Any Key
It means: Press any key you like but Im not moving.

It says: Press A Key
(This ones a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the A key.)

It says: Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E
It means: … where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that its a hardware problem.

It says: Installing program to C:Directory …
It means: … And Ill also be writing a few files into c:windows and c:windowssystem where youll NEVER find them.

It says: Please insert disk 11
It means: Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks.

It says: Cannot read from drive D: …
It means: … However, if you put the CD in right side up …

It says: Please Wait …
It means: … Indefinitely.

It says: Directory does not exist …
It means: … any more. Whoops.

It says: The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close.
It means: … Makes no difference to me, youre still not getting your work back.

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