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Peggy Sue

Its the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobbys a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sues father answers and invites him in. Peggy Sues not ready yet, so why dont you have a seat? he says. Thats cool. says Bobby. Peggy Sues father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sues father responds, Why dont you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it. Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, Whaaaat? Yeah, says Peggy Sues father, Peggy Sue really likes to screw; shell screw all night if we let her! Bobbys eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that shes ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, Have a good evening, kids! About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: Dammit, Daddy! The twist! Its called the twist!!

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