19
Jun

Penis and the Windsheild

A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything … the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc … and his wife is getting tired of his depressing talk. So she says to him: One more complaint and Ill cut your penis off with my pen-knife.

About half an hour later, he starts complaining again, and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife, slices the guys dick off, and throws it out the window.

Driving behind the couples car is a family of three : husband, wife, and a 8 year old daughter. The penis lands on their cars windshield, and the father, in an absolute panic (as he doesnt want his daughter to see the penis), quickly turns on the windshield wipers (to get the dick off the windshield, and out of view of his daughter).

The observant daughter asks: Daddy, what was that?

Her father, still in a panic, says, Oh it was only a…..uh……..butterfly.

Mustve been a big butterfly, replied the daughter…

Did you see the size of its dick!

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